I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
found the other keg... it's in the tree
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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