At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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