So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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