Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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