I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My orgasm happened in two different decades
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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