my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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