I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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