i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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