pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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