even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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