thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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Can you repeat that, but with context?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I woke up under a house in Key West
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