Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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