Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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