You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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