I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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