so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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