You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize