Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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