it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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