Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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