Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think my moral compass just broke
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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