Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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