you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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