she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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