How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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