I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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