Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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