We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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