If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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