I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
So vagazzling was a success
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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