I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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