You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
operation have a gay friend backfired
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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It's blow job season.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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