You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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