Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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