Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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