I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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