party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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