Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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