if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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