Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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