Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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