I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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