the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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