fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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