tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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