I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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