Fine. I'll sleep in my office
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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