Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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