I'm drive I can fine osifer
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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