i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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