3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I got her a Nickelback box set.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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