I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize